Bear in mind, No matter Occurs Out There, We Are Complete Prefessionals

It is Administrative Professionals’ day, minions, a time to A) thank your skilled assistants, and B) drive native bakers to jot down ridiculously lengthy, hard-to-spell phrases on truffles.


Oooh, so shut.

In the event that they solely had spell-check for truffles, am I proper?

Hold on, what’s this? THEY DO??

Properly, THAT’s clearly serving to.

Hey, I do know: why not skip the hard-to-spell stuff altogether, and simply get all the way down to the coronary heart of what you are making an attempt to say?

…however perhaps rather less trustworthy.

And fewer sarcastic.


I imply, uh, no. See, whereas actually everybody can respect “property” pun, immediately you actually need one thing extra customized to your precise assistant. Perhaps begin with their identify?

[head hitting desk]

[muffled talking into keyboard] No, no, see, you have to make your staff really feel VALUED and RESPECTED and… what’s that? You already ordered the cake? Oh. OK.

I am certain they will find it irresistible.

Because of Jenny L., Carrie C., Helene W., John M., Celeste G., Lani R., & Tera L., who I respect in a very non-creepy, completely prefessional manner. MWAH.


As a result of some work days name for greater than espresso:

“Probably Whiskey” Enamel “Coffee” Mug

(The itemizing actually does have “espresso” in citation marks, ha!)