"Close to-Miss Day" Hits Dwelling
It is Close to-Miss Day, minions, and I do know *simply* methods to have a good time:
[singsong] With a UNICOOORN!
[head tilt]
Is… is {that a} beak?
Ok, icks-nay on the unicorns.
How ’bout a cute butterfly?
Er…
Elephant cupcakes?
Glass of wine? (Please?)
Arg.
C’mon, bakers, it is not like I am asking for a star efficiency…
OH COME ON.
Inform ya what, guys, simply slap down a number of celebratory balloons, and we’ll name it a day.
Oooh, festive.
Nope.
NOPE.
Significantly?
AND THAT’S A DAY.
Due to Brandi F., Leigh J., Amy H., Michelle, Kerri T., Daniel B., Hilary E., Claire, Eric P., & Joe V. for the farthest “close to” misses of the day.
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P.S. Now that I’ve inflicted all that ache, here is one thing to make you’re feeling higher:
Ever since I purchased this shoulder therapeutic massage 2 years in the past everybody who’s tried it has changed into a puddle of contented goo, and refused to maneuver ’til it shut off. My Disney puppeteer mates are its largest followers; folks utilizing and wrecking muscle tissues most of us do not even know we have. I preserve shopping for extra of those as items!
This massager can really bruise in the event you’re not cautious; it is obtained severe energy for even rock-hard knots, and you need to use it in your complete again. (I maintain it diagonally to get under the shoulder blades, and round my waist for the decrease again.) Extremely suggest!
