Darth Vader Will get Wrecked

Minions, subsequent month Star Wars might be 46 years previous. And I do know simply find out how to have a good time:

 …by mercilessly mocking Darth Vader truffles.

 This one, for instance, seems to be like a codfish. 

Granted, I do not really know what a codfish seems to be like, however I think about it should be sort of foolish and wet-looking, which makes them virtually twins.

And this one matches “scruffy-looking nerf herder” to a T:

Wait – I simply realized there is not any “t” in “scruffy-looking nerf herder.”

Okay, it matches it to a “scruffy-looking”

When I used to be a child I discovered this nifty stone-texture spray paint at Dwelling Depot, and proceeded to color every thing I may get my fingers on, together with my room’s wall switches, door handles, and lamps. My mother and father have been fortunate individuals, y’all. Anyway, apparently this baker had the identical fascination:

However at the least this one is icing. So you actually cannot take it for granite.


Talking of stone, I am undecided what occurred to this Darth:

…but it surely seems to be like he is having an avalanche.

And here is the one they discovered flattened below the rubble:


That is technically one of the best Darth of the bunch, and that is actually saying one thing:

One thing about sweat, and tears, and purple poo.

(Oh, you have by no means eaten a bunch of black fondant earlier than? Then by no means thoughts.)

I saved my favourite for final, in fact.

(“I’ve acquired a nasty feeling about this…”)


Darth Droopy!

“Heavy bweathing.”

You recognize what? That makes me unhappy.

Hey Heather S.,  Arielle C., Luci, Brenda J., Clare, Leah S., & Julie Anne D., who’s your daddy?


P.S. In case you like your Star Wars a little bit spicy, then that is for you:

Darth Vader Spice Grinder

THE SPICE MUST FLOW. Even when it is crossing the streams. Additionally that smooshy lil Vader grinder is cute and solely prices $16 Prime.