Fairy Story Endings

WARNING: Right now’s put up just isn’t household pleasant, on account of it being slightly TOO “household pleasant.” IF you knowwuddamean.

Ah, kids. So harmless. So candy.

So blissfully unaware of how a lot their citadel desserts seem like a gaggle of man cannons.

I imagine that is from the Netherlands. (Eh? Eh?)

Oh, oh! OR, if it had been in Troy, then this could be a TROJAN citadel.

(Get it? See what I did there? BOOYA.)

I would say this buyer bought royally shafted:

[Zing!]

I imply, simply take a look at that high tower: completely cockeyed!

[Pow! Zam! Whap!]

Nonetheless, this subsequent citadel cake actually cannot be beat:

[Sha-ZAM!]

Yep, that is some stiff competitors, proper there. Undoubtedly has the higher hand.

[Rat-a-tat-tat! BzzzING! Ker-PLUEY! Eckie Eckie Eckie Eckie piTANG RoooBoing ezrowsurh]

Lauri, Lisa M., & Sarah H., they are saying “a person’s house is his citadel.”

Frankly, I am unable to high that.

Additionally, 3 geek factors in the event you accurately ID the Eckie Eckie line.

*****

P.S. Hey, you realize what helps with mildew? 

Blue balls!

In the event that they’re these ones:

Blueapple Freshness Saver Balls

Simply pop one in your crisper drawer and the opposite in your fruit bowl, and these will take up the ethylene fuel that quickens ripening, so all of your fruits and veg keep recent longer. Looks as if witchcraft, I do know, however examine the hundreds of rave opinions: they actually work! Every set lasts 3 months, and also you get 2 apples for $13.