Good Luck Wrecking The Fort!

Joanna H. ordered this cake for her thirtieth birthday:

The horse shoe is for luck.

BECAUSE SHE’S GONNA NEED IT, AMIRITE?

Ahem.

This is what Joanna acquired as a substitute:

Insert “the trots” joke right here. BAHAA TOILET HUMOR.

Whitney M. needed a cake that appeared like Neuschwanstein citadel for her husband’s thirtieth birthday.

This is an image of the citadel for reference:

Ha! Come on, now, you’d should pay somebody at least 4 hundred bucks for a cake like tha…

“I paid $400 for this cake,” Whitney writes, “plus $100 for supply!!!!!!”

Oh. Effectively, okay, then. Um…

Bummer.

And eventually, this is the cake Terrisa Okay. ordered for her marriage ceremony:

So, ya know, that is gonna finish effectively.

She writes: “I did not see the cake till I used to be really strolling down the aisle, whispering to my dad, ‘is that my f***ing cake?!‘”

Sure, Terrisa. Sure, it’s.

Because of Joanna H., Whitney M., & Terrisa Okay. for exhibiting us what’s black and white and wrecked throughout.

*****

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