Horny Tractors & Pancake Canine
It is Quirky Nation Music Track Titles Day, minions, and if ever there was a vacation to have fun with Cake Wrecks, that is it.
Are you able to guess which of those songs are actual, and which of them I simply now made up whereas guffawing madly?
LET’S FIND OUT.
“My Canine Instructed You So”
You stated he is only a mutt
However now you are in your butt
Do not gimmie no lip, ‘cuz
My canine informed you so
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“She Thinks My Tractor’s Horny”
She thinks my tractor’s horny!
It actually turns her on
She’s all the time starin’ at me
Whereas I am chuggin’ alongside
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“You are The Purpose Our Youngsters Are Ugly”
You are the rationale our youngsters are ugly, little darling!
Oh, however appears ain’t every little thing
And cash ain’t every little thing
However I like you simply the identical
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“Maintain My Beer And Marry Me”
I am drunk
Ohh whoa whoa
Drunk in love
You are all I am going to ever need
So maintain my beer
And marry me
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“Dropkick Me, Jesus”
Dropkick me, Jesus
By means of the goalposts of life!
And over finish neither left nor the correct
Straight by the center of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus
By means of the goalposts of life
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“If You are Lookin’ For Lovin’ Do not Sit On Her Canine”
That cushion made a yip
It was my one-way ticket journey
In case you’re lookin’ for lovin’
Do not sit on her canine!
Because of Lisa Marie, Fiona, Sarah Z., Elizabeth C., Kelli M., & Jan W. for serving to me idiot John with no less than one among these. How’d the remainder of you do? 😀
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