Inform The Physician To Carry His Sonic Screwdriver

I perceive, bakers. Generally it is an harmless mistake!

Perhaps you actually tried to make a basketball court docket:

And it turned out somewhat wangish.

We get it.


Perhaps this was actually the 327th cake you have made right now, and possibly your area shuttle…

…got here out extra like a shuttlecock.



And so WHAT in case your baseball bats lean somewhat to the left?

Positive, they’re harking back to another kinds of wooden, however chalk that as much as a swing and a miss!


I am not shopping for it with these subsequent ones, bakers.
As a result of these

…are NOT bunny toes.



…is NOT a candle.


And irrespective of how a lot you grease my palm, bakers, THIS:



Let’s get a grip right here.

All people is aware of: should you’re less than the duty, then you definately name within the Grasp baker.
In any other case you are simply gonna blow it!


Because of Amelia B., Christa L., Katie G., Nicole, Sara W., & Catherine B., who agree that gentle bulb factor on the tip seems to be… uncomfortable. And that it should be actually chilly in there.


P.S. Talking of heads (WHAT), a buddy not too long ago obtained me this gel cap for my migraines, and candy icy Keep Puft, y’all, it is superb:

Migraine Hot/Cold Gel Cap

 I’ve an enormous head and loads of hair, so it is fairly comfortable on me, however the further strain with the chilly is heavenly throughout a migraine. I used to carry a chilly pack and hold shifting it round back and forth, however this wraps my total cranium in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.

I hold the gel cap sealed within the fridge on a regular basis now, so I can seize it as quickly as a headache begins up. The chilly solely lasts 15-20 minutes, nevertheless it’s 1000% price it in my e-book, extremely advocate.