Lulla-BUH-BYE

Hush, little child, do not say a phrase,

Mama’s gonna purchase you an enormous chicken.

And if that chicken decides to drown

Mama’s gonna purchase you a troop of clowns:

And if these clown refuse to kill,

Mama simply hopes this bunny will:

And if that bunny eats your face,

Mama’s acquired a pig to take its place:

And if that demon swine will not maim,

Mama’s gonna love you simply…

the…

…identical.

Because of Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it actually needs to be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?

*****

P.S. It is by no means too early to start out adorning for spooky season, and these stick-on bats have been my largest hit final 12 months:

3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc set

They’re made from sturdy plastic, are available 4 totally different sizes, and have adhesive pads to simply stick them up anyplace in or outdoors your private home. (I put an entire belfry of them on our entrance door.) (I do not know if “belfry” is true, however I am going with it. :D) Even higher, the entire 60 piece set is barely $10 Prime!

They’re made from sturdy plastic, are available 4 totally different sizes, and have adhesive pads for simple sticking. (I like to recommend including just a little poster tack to the biggest measurement, although, since mine have began falling off the wall.) Here is what I simply did with a few of mine: