New 12 months's Evolution

New 12 months’s Eve, 3PM:

“Ermagosh, Becky, tonight goes to be SO FUN.”

New 12 months’s Eve, 8PM:

“PAR-TAY!!”

New 12 months’s Eve, 10PM:

“WOOooOOOOooOOOO!!”

New 12 months’s Day, 12:05AM:

[singing] “Might OLD reclaim checks BE for GOD, and HAVE her delivered to…

“…RUH-ROH.”

New 12 months’s Day, 12:30AM:

[rolling on floor] “I’ll THROW UP, after which I am gonna DIE!”

The Morning:

Pleased New 12 months, everybody. I like to recommend espresso. And a mop.

Due to Anne B., Mary Beth H., Jenn Okay., ZC, Bethany G., & Mathea T., who’s fairly positive that pile got here from the opposite finish, however how typically do I get to make use of Grinch quotes in right here? NOT ENOUGH, that is what number of.

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Or if you happen to’re extra of a tea drinker, how a few cute elephant mug with a particular pocket for the tea bag?