Painfully Sincere Truffles

Bear in mind, children, if you cannot say something good…

…say it with cake.

There’s nothing like good ol’ customary honesty, however earlier than you go dropping these reality bombs, let’s check out some methods you will be fully trustworthy however nonetheless considerably well mannered:

And my private favourite:

Solely works with Angelas, although.

I simply realized for those who learn these three collectively, you get a brief poem:

“You’re tolerable.

You’re barely above common.

You’re Angela.”

I prefer it.

If you happen to could be a little extra effusive, there’s additionally this feature for a very trustworthy praise:

“And hey, I imply that.”

However let’s be trustworthy: 99% of the individuals you recognize are complete jerkfaces, and the one purpose we are saying good issues on their truffles is as a result of it is their birthday and we would like cake.

So here is a compromise: begin with “completely happy birthday,” and then throw in just a little reality:


See, the exclamation mark makes it chipper!

The misspelling will confuse everybody lengthy sufficient for us to make a run for it.

If you happen to’d quite keep away from all that battle, although, then how a few basic assertion that everybody can agree on?


Due to Nichelle O., Gina G., Kristin S., Kitzy C., Joan A., Sarah C., Liz M., Doug Okay., & Michele D. for spouting off.


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