Throw The Bouquet (Away)

I am unable to let you know what number of marriage ceremony Wrecks I’ve seen salvaged with nothing quite a lot of well-placed bunches of contemporary flowers.

These…usually are not these saves.

Imagine it or not, that is a 3-tiered cake. See how successfully the large seed pods cover the issues in the highest tier? They ran out for the underside two, although, and had been pressured to randomly spill stuff on the desk material to assist “distract the attention.” Cocoa powder or grime? That is the query.


Different questions come to thoughts right here, nevertheless:

Questions like: “Why?” and, “Why?” and, “For the love of fairly pastry platters, WHY?!?”


Since contemporary flowers do have the nasty tendency of dying, although, I guess a few of you’re asking why bakers do not simply use faux ones.

I’ll reply your query [dramatic pause]…with one other query:

Ever ponder sucking icing off a cloth leaf?

(Don’t fret, this was not a marriage cake. It was a twentieth marriage ceremony anniversary cake. Which, , makes all of it higher.)

Nonetheless, at the least you’ll be able to all the time depend on plastic flowers to be dust-free, hygienic, and straightforward to sanitize. That is why it is OK to only jam all of them within the icing:

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[wiping eyes] Mud free! Heehee! Ah, I crack myself up typically.


, Amy, Kasey R., & Anony M., I give “deadpan” an excellent identify. I name it “Fuzzywuzzkins.”


P.S. Talking of fuzzy issues, we like floofs right here, sure?

That is our cat Suki, and she or he luuuuurves these sticks a lot I figured I ought to inform y’all about them.

Silvervine Cat Chew Sticks

In case your cats do not react to catnip, attempt these; they’re branches from a distinct plant with the identical impact. My cats occur to like each, however I choose Silvervine for the reason that sticks are much less messy than free catnip, plus assist clear their tooth.

Even higher, a 10-pack of sticks is just $6, they usually final perpetually. It has been 2 years and I am nonetheless on my second pack. Each couple months I will scrape off slightly bark to show extra of the wooden beneath, which freshens the impact; the cats are EXTRA afterward. (The sticks haven’t any scent for people, btw.) Extremely, HIGHLY advocate to your feline mates.