When Given The Selection, I Do Desire My Watermelon Boneless

May we pause for a second to understand the truth that somebody was PAID to do that?

Paid. Precise cash. Like, it is their JOB… to do this.




Positive, you would possibly suppose the baker would know higher:

However let’s face it, anybody who claims that is a hockey stick (with a white puck, natch) has already misplaced contact with actuality. Possibly she figured you have been washing your little white hockey balls.



“So that you need ‘Pleased Birthday, Matthew?'”

“Sure, but it surely’s ‘Mathew’ with one T.”

“Bought it!”



Technically appropriate, however I nonetheless say the deli sticker man wants an intervention:



Granted, not all bakeries are accustomed to Bastille Day, the French Nationwide Day celebrated each July 14th. In any case, it is a French factor.

Er, I did point out it was French, proper?

Okay, good.

You’ll be able to look now:

Finest. Deal. Evahhhh.


Due to Cait H., Bridgett B., Heather J., Lisa B., & Nancy E. for pardoning our French.


Cupcake Rubber Ducks

Hear, this put up has rubber geese in it and that’s all of the excuse I would like.